The Slow Laundry Movement has rented the below space to the sports talk show and drinking club “Bird Calls,” but we disavow any other relationship with it. Professional sports have destroyed athletics, turning honest physical competition into a commercialized, corporate game of merchandising and endorsement deals. But Bird Calls’ check cleared, so they get their web page.

Bird Calls! Sqwaaak! Your one-stop shop for Cards Talk and Classic Rock. Pull up a chair and get comfortable, because you’re about to spend some time basking in the warm glow of the might and power of St. Louis Cardinals baseball.

Season 1, Episode 1